sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
[drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape??